The best science jokes for kids

Cheer up a dull day with this list of the best science jokes for kids!

These science jokes are great icebreakers, conversation starters and a fun way to start discussions in the classroom and at home!

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions!

How do mathematicians avoid negative numbers?

They stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do physicists like to eat?

Fission chips.

Why did the computer scientists catch a cold?

There were too many windows open 🙂

What’s a biologist’s favourite item of clothing?

Genes!

Why can’t you trust an atom?

They make up everything!

What did one ion say to another ion?

I’ve got my ion on you.

What’s a biologist’s favourite type of photo?

A cell-fie

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?

There was no chemistry

What’s the most boring element?

Bohrium

That’s it. There are no more science jokes left….the other ones argon.

Last Updated on November 5, 2023 by Emma Vanstone

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